So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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