What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Green mimosas i think yes
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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