Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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