READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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