There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
