Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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