Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
