I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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