My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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