They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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