i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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