went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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