stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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