i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I wear drunk well.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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