Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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