High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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