The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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