Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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