So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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