You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Randomize
