Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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