What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
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