she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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