Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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