The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Less talking, more tequila
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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