but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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