i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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