How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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