I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Randomize
