All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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