But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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