Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
