That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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