you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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