Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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