i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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