Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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