Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Text me some of your sweat
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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