Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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