I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize
