everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
The best revenge is premature balding
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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