That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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