Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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