Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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