ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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