I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
