ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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