using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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