I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
This house was built for laser tag.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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