Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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