You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Randomize
